defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

jonasbrothers:

they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

foodvacuum:

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

hotclog:

when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin

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